If you like big, bombastic CGI effects, bad and brooding acting layered with cheesy one-liners, have we got a trailer for you! It’s The Last Witch Hunter starring Vin Diesel. But hey, one positive this film seems to have going for it is that it was directed by Breck Eisner of The Crazies and Sahara fame! Wait, I mean that’ s another thing to hold against it.
But seriously, this looks bad. Even the ageless Elijah Wood looks groan-worthy here but hey, everybody deserves a job they like in which they can get paid. We’ll all see how much when The Last Witch Hunter (no, we don’t know what happened to the others) opens October 23.